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The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines

Aw, thank you! Gatiss does do a pretty excellent cheeky smile, haha. (Click here for the pick-up line being referred to.)

The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”

limegreensushi: Talking to a stranger First line is from BBC Sherlock Pick Up Lines. IT’S SOOOOOOO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!! :’D

BBC Sherlock pick-up lines: Pleasing the shippers and displeasing your family since 2012 ;)

nerdomanytrades: BBC Sherlock Pick Up Lines I’m laughing so hard at this XD

“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.

The best of The Blind Banker references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of John Watson’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Sherlock Holmes’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John pick-up lines. Click here to see all of the t-shirts, and don’t forget that you can also get umbrellas here. I’ll keep updating you guys as I add more!

The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)

Okay, guys! Lots of new merchandise up now! First of all, I’ve added a new iPhone cover to my RedBubble store. This is the first of my iPhone covers to use a pick-up line that hasn’t appeared on a t-shirt yet. Now, in addition to RedBubble

ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR

The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard Brook), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.

Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.

The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<

This is a professional blog now. Instead of posting silly pick-up lines, we are going to have rousing discussions about taxes and global warming.

Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my current ones aren’t selling too well, plus I wanted to come up with a generic Sherlocky graphic that I could pair any pick-up line with. Do you guys like the look of these? And which

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]

Looky what I found while grabbing a screencap for today’s pick-up line!

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)

This is just a test to see whether or not Iâ€™m able to upload photos. If you can see this, it means our wi-fi is finally 100% functional, and you will have a new pick-up line on schedule again starting tonight!Iâ€™m so sorry for leaving you guys hanging

â€œJohn says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€

â€œYou say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlockâ€™s font instead of Johnâ€™s, even though Johnâ€™s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up

Okay, folks. Letâ€™s talk about the keychains some more.Above I put a badly Photoshopped idea of what they should look like, as well as a few random examples with different pick-up lines. (Sorry the London scene is all wibbly– I put a paintbrush

THEYâ€™RE HERE! THEYâ€™RE HERE!BBC Sherlock pick-up line keychains are now available for sale at this link!Please check â€˜em out and spread the word! :)~ Froggy, your admin

â€œAre you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)

Happy (slightly belated) 5 year anniversary, followers! BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines began on January 8th, 2012, during the airing of series 2. I had to keep this video short because my phone was nearly out of storage space, but I assure you the gratitude

“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”

The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

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